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Life gets complicated, but there's always dinosaurs. :-)

That is all for now.... Unless you care to ask for any explanations or translations....


There are four sunken nuclear submarines at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. One, located near Bermuda, holds sixteen live nuclear warheads.

*makes notes* Must visit bermuda once i obtain my nuclear submarine. Hmmmm

There are four sunken nuclear submarines at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. One, located near Bermuda, holds sixteen live nuclear warheads.

*makes notes* Must visit bermuda once i obtain my nuclear submarine. Hmmmm

(Source: National Geographic, via unbelievable-facts)

— 1 day ago with 131 notes
#nuclear submarine  #nuclear submarines  #nuclear  #careless  #frikking yanks  #frikking russians 
31262:

Test missile launch from a Typhoon-class submarine
(via r/WarshipPorn)

Pew pew pew!!! <3
I want a nuclear submarine <3

31262:

Test missile launch from a Typhoon-class submarine

(via r/WarshipPorn)

Pew pew pew!!! <3


I want a nuclear submarine <3

— 1 day ago with 88 notes
#nuclear submarine  #test  #slbm  #typhoon class  #missile  #wow  #pew pew pew  #birthday present 
babyace:

Astute class nuclear sub HMS Artful joins Royal Navy ranks
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I really want a nuclear submarine. :-(

babyace:

Astute class nuclear sub HMS Artful joins Royal Navy ranks

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I really want a nuclear submarine. :-(

— 1 day ago with 17 notes
#birthday present  #please  #nuclear submarine  #hms artful  #apt name for my submarine much?  #xD  #pretty pls  #astute  #astute class  #royal navy  #god save the queen  #rule britannia 
the-lost-time-lord:

viitypesofeverything:

tekeli-li-tekeli-li:

hoopxo:

qoax:

sociallubrication:

The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.
Absolutely wow.

I’m going to cry

that is absolutely horrifying.

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!

Why am I finding out about this now??

"Foolish creature of the flesh. I am ancient. I am forever. I have seen Empires rise and fall. I have seen entire species wither to cinders. I have seen the depths and the cold and the abyss that lay beyond. You are no more a nuisance to me than plankton. You are so insignificant, and I am so exquisitely eternal that I am the closest thing you will have to a God."-What I imagine the jellyfish would say to a human

NO. Jellyfish would clearly be all &#8216;OOOO NON SQUISHY! YOU SHALL BE MY NON SQUISHY AND I SHALL CALL YOU NONSQUISHY AND YOU WILL BE MY FRIEND&#8217;

the-lost-time-lord:

viitypesofeverything:

tekeli-li-tekeli-li:

hoopxo:

qoax:

sociallubrication:

The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.

Absolutely wow.

I’m going to cry

that is absolutely horrifying.

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!

Why am I finding out about this now??

"Foolish creature of the flesh. I am ancient. I am forever. I have seen Empires rise and fall. I have seen entire species wither to cinders. I have seen the depths and the cold and the abyss that lay beyond. You are no more a nuisance to me than plankton. You are so insignificant, and I am so exquisitely eternal that I am the closest thing you will have to a God."
-What I imagine the jellyfish would say to a human

NO. Jellyfish would clearly be all ‘OOOO NON SQUISHY! YOU SHALL BE MY NON SQUISHY AND I SHALL CALL YOU NONSQUISHY AND YOU WILL BE MY FRIEND’

(via cybertinkerhell)

— 1 day ago with 89061 notes
orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(Source: dovga.com, via pmakayunglover)

— 1 day ago with 213421 notes
#school  #up  #lol  #robot back pack  #want that back pack  #badass 
Thoughts

Oh whats on your mind?

*sigh*. Someone. No one. Train. Squiff. Splat. Splot. Lego. Toothless. Dragons. Submarines. Liverpool. America. Complications. Past. Backwards. Lines. Swoosh. Fiction. Life. Birthday. Lonely. Empty. Mess. Dishes. Kitchen. Pointless. Eat. Sleep. Work. Repeat. Questions. Ninja Death Pixies. Lines. Ink. Circles. Fat. Shorts. Eyes. Hibernation. Scars. Company. Bleh.

— 2 days ago
#personal  #cryptic  #*sigh*  #no on  #train  #splat  #splot  #Lego  #Toothless  #Dragons  #Submarines  #Liverpool  #America  #Complications  #Past  #Backwards  #Lines  #Swoosh  #Fiction  #Life  #Birthday  #Lonely  #Empty  #Mess  #Dishes  #Kitchen  #Pointless  #Eat  #Someone  #Squiff 

because-i-have-us:

renirabbit:

yougotkronwalled:

burrayeksa:

Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be. 

All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one: image

this made me want to watch hockey

that gif above me. is my home team. 

(via cybertinkerhell)

— 3 days ago with 197411 notes
#hockey  #drea  #lol 

For my Birthday i would like a bottle of each of these please. To stock my previously mentioned ‘wine’ rack or vodka rack as it will be used for. Alas the cost of these 3 bottles comes to around £50. But one bottle each amongst a few of my friends would be good yeah? ;-)

Anyone? :)

— 3 days ago
#skyy  #stolichnaya  #vodka  #birthday presents  #pls  #go on  #ahhh gooo on