Articulated Evasion

Ask me anything   I am Simon the international terrorism funding pirate.

Life gets complicated, but there's always dinosaurs. :-)

That is all for now.... Unless you care to ask for any explanations or translations....

tactical-tacos:

Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.

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American:I want to live in the UK.
Asian:I want to live in the UK.
Indian:I want to live in the UK.
African:I want to live in the UK.
Hispanic:I want to live in the UK.
Canadian:I want to live in the UK.
Filipino:I want to live in the UK.
French:I want to live in the UK.
Brazilian:I want to live in the UK.
British:wat
Irish:feckin' English bastards
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#ruddy irish  #xD 

The last of my current batch of prints are all down to £10 each now. Postage is £3 to the UK or £6 to the rest of the world, though those costs for worldwide may come down a bit dependent on where you are.

If anyone who follows me is interested or fancies reblogging this i’d be most grateful. :)


https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Intergratedsquish

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#art  #intergrated-squish  #prints  #artwork  #sales  #giclee  #elephant  #elephants  #soviet  #Hammer and Sickle  #four leaf clover  #irish  #love  #paris  #eiffel tower  #la tour eiffel  #black  #red  #green  #heartfelt  #heart  #Love  #Squish  #Squishman  #jigsaw  #missing piece  #wallart 

Drea i saw this and thought of you. *ahem*

(Source: brandyalexanders, via ninja-peek)

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#Drea  #hmmm  #lol  #d'aww 
georgy-konstantinovich-zhukov:

British Have Invaded Nine out of Ten Countries.


Every schoolboy used to know that at the height of the empire, almost a quarter of the atlas was coloured pink, showing the extent of British rule.


But that oft recited fact dramatically understates the remarkable global reach achieved by this country.


A new study has found that at various times the British have invaded almost 90 per cent of the countries around the globe.


The analysis of the histories of the almost 200 countries in the world found only 22 which have never experienced an invasion by the British.


Among this select group of nations are far-off destinations such as Guatemala, Tajikistan and the Marshall Islands, as well some slightly closer to home, such as Luxembourg….
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Hmm only 22 left and then we complete the set? Sounds like we need to get back started again :p

georgy-konstantinovich-zhukov:

British Have Invaded Nine out of Ten Countries.

Every schoolboy used to know that at the height of the empire, almost a quarter of the atlas was coloured pink, showing the extent of British rule.

But that oft recited fact dramatically understates the remarkable global reach achieved by this country.

A new study has found that at various times the British have invaded almost 90 per cent of the countries around the globe.

The analysis of the histories of the almost 200 countries in the world found only 22 which have never experienced an invasion by the British.

Among this select group of nations are far-off destinations such as Guatemala, Tajikistan and the Marshall Islands, as well some slightly closer to home, such as Luxembourg….

Read more

Hmm only 22 left and then we complete the set? Sounds like we need to get back started again :p

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#British  #90%  #9 out of 10  #US just can't compete  #British Empire  #:) 
image-press-gallery:

A dramatic image of a flotilla of Royal Navy Battlecruisers of the Atlantic Fleet at sea. 17/01/1930 ©Press Association

image-press-gallery:

A dramatic image of a flotilla of Royal Navy Battlecruisers of the Atlantic Fleet at sea. 17/01/1930 ©Press Association

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#battleship  #battle cruiser  #battlecruiser  #Royal Navy  #RN  #PEW PEW PEW  #Atlantic Fleet  #British Empire 

itsstuckyinmyhead:

British Tumblr Posts photoset #2

Want to see more country Photosets?

American Photoset #1 

Canadian Photoset #3

Rest of the world still jealous that we invaded them, ruled them, or at the very least fucked up their neighbours at some point. Oh and we probably brought civilised afternoon tea type shit to y’all too. Not having a kettle is just backwards beyond words also. Silly americans.

Bring back the British Empire (Y)

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#rule britannia  #God Save the Queen  #Lol  #d'aww  #uppity former colonies  #uppity  #People are idiots  #:) 
me at home:i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away:I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
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#cept no band shirts  #but yeah  #me  #god save the queen