Articulated Evasion

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drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

It scares me how stupid some people are. Though this post has made me crave chicken nuggets Hmmmm

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

image

im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

It scares me how stupid some people are. Though this post has made me crave chicken nuggets Hmmmm

(via hi-hi-hanne)

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#tubby custard  #dickheads  #omg  #fucking retarded  #bullshit  #ignorance is bliss  #ignorance is offensive  #chicken  #nuggets  #chicken nuggets  #i want chicken nuggets  #though i'd prefer to have lots of large gold nuggets  #i could sell them and buy many many many chicken nuggets 

mycroftssgoldfish:

the-mountains-are-calling:

ryanpanos:

Frozen Venice | Robert Jahns | Via

O MY MARY MOTHER OF JESUS.  THINK OF ALL THE HOCKEY THAT COULD BE HAD.

I found a Canadian

Reblogged just for the finding of a Canadian xD xD xD

(via hi-hi-hanne)

— 1 day ago with 158692 notes
#Tumblr  #in a nutshell  #CANADA  #CANADIA  #Canadian  #Ice  #Ice Ice Baby 

steampunktendencies:

Igor Verniy

So SO so SOOOO CUTE! Blatant copy of Batteries not included much? Not that thats a bad thing. <3 that film

— 1 day ago with 1452 notes
#Batteries Not Included  #<3  #robots  #cute  #d'aww  #i want one  #a live one tho 

sugartits23:

otpprompts:

Imagine Person A waking up from a terrible nightmare, completely terrified and shaking. Person B assures them it was only a dream before pulling A into their arms, lulling them to sleep. Moments later, A’s alarm clock goes off, waking them up. That’s when A remembers: Person B died years ago.

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My ex saved me from a nightmare a few weeks ago, except i then woke up and realised she wasn’t there and wouldn’t be so much as talking to me anytime soon. That distress was worse than the nighmare.

(via ericket)

— 2 days ago with 16526 notes
#minds are fucked up things  #*sigh*  #stuck  #people  #thoughts  #dreams  #nightmares  #subconciousness 

Told by a friend tonight that i looked good. Not sure i agree. But any opinions? Smart/casual type trip to a nice Italian with my friend and her bf.

Yeah i pull dumb faces and yeah my carpet hasn’t been replaced yet in the hall and is shit.

Opinions?

— 3 days ago with 3 notes
#opinions  #me  #selfie  #bleh  #casual 
HELL YEAH THIS MEANS IM FIRE PROOF

HELL YEAH THIS MEANS IM FIRE PROOF

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— 6 days ago with 97957 notes

lionheartedkatherine:

matsurihakari:

That last one.

That last one is me every single night…

The first one. Me with any book.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via katmcgovern)

— 1 week ago with 355516 notes
#sleep 
burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

assbutt-from-gallifrey:

That one time doctor who got the filming SO DAMN RIGHT

This is one of the best episodes of television ever written. I’ve had so many people agree with me that it doesn’t matter if you think Doctor Who is complete shit - everyone needs to watch this episode. It speaks volumes about what it really means to live with actual depression and anxiety and the incredible weight that is to bear and the love we need to have for each other and the importance of every single moment. Every child needs to watch this episode. It is so important.

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

assbutt-from-gallifrey:

That one time doctor who got the filming SO DAMN RIGHT

This is one of the best episodes of television ever written. I’ve had so many people agree with me that it doesn’t matter if you think Doctor Who is complete shit - everyone needs to watch this episode. It speaks volumes about what it really means to live with actual depression and anxiety and the incredible weight that is to bear and the love we need to have for each other and the importance of every single moment. Every child needs to watch this episode. It is so important.

(via ericket)

— 1 week ago with 945311 notes
asthmaticproblems:

Submitted by multiple anons

asthmaticproblems:

Submitted by multiple anons

— 1 week ago with 78 notes

ladyclairebear360:

cpecod:

have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad

Literally the last 7 years for me. Particularly my longest term boyfriend. Regret, regret! I could be kind-of-rich now!

My ex dumped me. The money i’d been saving for a holiday and massive birthday surprise for her (essentially another holiday and lots of awesome gifts) grew for 4 years and bought me a house last year. Well it was 80% of the deposit at least. I’d probably swap it to get someone nice back in my life though. *sigh*

— 1 week ago with 190993 notes
#*sigh*  #money  #relationships  #some things are better than money 

l1berum:

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

(via ladyclairebear360)

— 1 week ago with 7353 notes
#definitely  #*sigh*  #yup  #even then  #remember me?  #no  #oh well 
ultrafacts:

voiceactresskurutta:

ultrafacts:

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REASONS WHY COMFORT DOGS SHOULD BE ALLOWED AT MY SCHOOL

Did you know that dogs are great companions for treating stress, depression, anxiety, and loneliness. Many universities have created “Dog rooms” as a way for students to relieve stress before exams.


I want a dog :&#8217;(

ultrafacts:

voiceactresskurutta:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

REASONS WHY COMFORT DOGS SHOULD BE ALLOWED AT MY SCHOOL

Did you know that dogs are great companions for treating stress, depression, anxiety, and loneliness. Many universities have created “Dog rooms” as a way for students to relieve stress before exams.

I want a dog :’(

(via hi-hi-hanne)

— 1 week ago with 51949 notes
#I want a dog  #Stupid long hours  #dammit  #:(