Articulated Evasion

Ask me anything   I am Simon the international terrorism funding pirate.

Life gets complicated, but there's always dinosaurs. :-)

That is all for now.... Unless you care to ask for any explanations or translations....

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

I want a dog :(

(via hi-hi-hanne)

— 10 hours ago with 49472 notes
#I want a dog :(  #:( I want a dog  #i need a new job with shorter hours so i can get a dog  #dammit  #i want a dog 
enofisenough:

What better post ride fuel is there?!

NUFFIN^^^ :D

enofisenough:

What better post ride fuel is there?!

NUFFIN^^^ :D

— 11 hours ago with 5 notes
#fish finger butty  #PROPER ONE  #WITH KETCHUP 
completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

Y’all spelt Rachael wrong :-/

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

Y’all spelt Rachael wrong :-/

(via nursetegz)

— 11 hours ago with 378691 notes
#:-/ 

percy-in-my-pants:

yaritzalikeszombies:

departmentsaur:

shubbabang:

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ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN

I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT

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I too was VERY surprised. I guess its a pleasant change. Guess i’ll just wait for the edit to come round where they both get eaten by a dinosaur or some shit

(via getlostinlife)

— 11 hours ago with 481889 notes
#d'aww  #yeah but where are the evil dinosaurs 

alwaysstarwars:

Rebels - Extended Trailer caps

FUCKING AMERICAN TV COMPANIES. I WANT TO WATCH THIS FUCKING NOW! WHY THE FUCK COULDN’T YOU DO A GLOBAL FUCKING RELEASE!? ASSBANDITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

— 1 day ago with 237 notes
#i want to see this NOW  #i want a victory class star destroyer too  #star wars  #star wars rebels 
urbanfiltered:

d-i-s-n-3-y-m-a-g-i-c:

hip-hip-poohray:

Can we talk about how unbelievably adorable Winnie the Pooh is? I mean look at him all snuggled up under his blanket for safety! 

Why has he got rifle?

to keep away the heffalumps and woozles you moron

for the comments xD <3

urbanfiltered:

d-i-s-n-3-y-m-a-g-i-c:

hip-hip-poohray:

Can we talk about how unbelievably adorable Winnie the Pooh is? I mean look at him all snuggled up under his blanket for safety! 

Why has he got rifle?

to keep away the heffalumps and woozles you moron

for the comments xD <3

(via hi-hi-hanne)

— 1 day ago with 250259 notes
#Winnie The Pooh  #d'aww 
ladyclairebear360:

Having this every day is the best thing ever (L)

Not having this is shit every day. *sigh*

ladyclairebear360:

Having this every day is the best thing ever (L)

Not having this is shit every day. *sigh*

(Source: jamzenn)

— 1 day ago with 14292 notes
#*sigh* 
theyachtcollective:

Floating Architecture
#lifeisbetteronthewater#tropical#architecture#yacht#travel#design#dymitmalcew#h2orizon#luxury#houseboat (at Floating Home, Sausalito, California)

Need to stay here, but i think most definitely i need to stay here with someone nice.

theyachtcollective:

Floating Architecture

#lifeisbetteronthewater#tropical#architecture#yacht#travel#design#dymitmalcew#h2orizon#luxury#houseboat (at Floating Home, Sausalito, California)

Need to stay here, but i think most definitely i need to stay here with someone nice.

— 1 day ago with 14 notes
#floating  #gorgeous  #sea  #dreams