Ask me anything   I am Simon the international terrorism funding pirate.

Life gets complicated, but there's always dinosaurs. :-)

That is all for now.... Unless you care to ask for any explanations or translations....

i-give-my-smile-not-to-everyone:

<3 - Google+ on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/48560994/via/jobell

This would have been me tonight, followed by headfuckery and whacky dreams.

i-give-my-smile-not-to-everyone:

<3 - Google+ on We Heart It
http://weheartit.com/entry/48560994/via/jobell

This would have been me tonight, followed by headfuckery and whacky dreams.

— 4 hours ago with 160 notes
#yup  #100% accurate 
fantastic-tardis:

Ok , so I made this in my English class out of boredom, there was no one it had not started yet&#160;! So we had a substitute that day, a really cute guy, and he walks in, stare at the class then at the board, then at the class again, he seemed amazed and goes&#160;:
“Who wrote ”Fuck You” in circular gallifreyan , I don’t know if I should kiss you or send you to detention ”

fantastic-tardis:

Ok , so I made this in my English class out of boredom, there was no one it had not started yet ! So we had a substitute that day, a really cute guy, and he walks in, stare at the class then at the board, then at the class again, he seemed amazed and goes :

“Who wrote ”Fuck You” in circular gallifreyan , I don’t know if I should kiss you or send you to detention ”

(Source: youovershare, via ericket)

— 4 hours ago with 134589 notes

ASK THE BLOGGER

⌛ - age?
‼ - real name?
✺ - eye color?
✁ - hair?
✧ - brunnette, blonde...?
☿ - zodiac sign?
☃ - tall/short?
❅ - any sports?
✈ - hobbies?
❤ - single/taken?
♋ - virgin or not?
ツ - any pets?
☂ - favorite season?
✐ - fave types of movies?
❣ - how would it be your ideal date?
☣ - phobias?
☠ - fears?
✘ - hates?
☽ -...and the weak ones?
° - ever were close to death?
♧ -..... on drugs?
♠ -.....smoked?
♦ -.....had alcohol?
❥ - straight, bissexual, homosseual..?
♚ - favorite eye color?
♛ - favorite hair color?
♪ - music you like?
✌ - favorite bands/ singers?
♒ - fave animes, series'?
❦-.fave characters?
✿ - fave kind of clothing?
ღ - mottos?
✬ - photo of me?
— 5 hours ago with 213789 notes
#go on  #surprise me  #actually ask me something 

anonymouscomrade:

dgtalronin:

opalmermaid:

faisdm:

chocolate-covered-portals:

airbenderedacted:

catchday:

Full-scale Portal turret

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STICK THIS THING LIKE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM OR AROUND A CORNER IN SOME HALLWAY OR SOMETHING AND JUST WATCH THE LOOK PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY RUN INTO IT

No.

The most evil place to put it would be in a dark hallway at a University games design dept. Full of half-asleep people who know exactly what it is.

"HEL-LO"

"Shiiiiiiit!" *leaps back around the corner*

"ARE YOU STILL THERE~?"

*sobbing*

I NEED 10000 OF THESE

Always to be reblogging Aperture Science technologies

I’ll buy two if they can rig it up to shoot nerf darts

I’ll buy 20 if they shoot real lasers. Or 3 if its nerf darts (Y)

(via cybertinkerhell)

— 7 hours ago with 34580 notes
#portal  #want  #pew pew pew  #aperture laboratories 
One of the many coastal view from my ride this morning. Livened me up a fraction. Just need some pleasant company to repeat the ride with or walk part of the distance with. *sigh*

One of the many coastal view from my ride this morning. Livened me up a fraction. Just need some pleasant company to repeat the ride with or walk part of the distance with. *sigh*

— 14 hours ago
#coast  #windmills  #sea  #sky 
boy:did it hurt
girl:[sigh] did what hurt
boy:breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
— 17 hours ago with 10187 notes
For my Birthday i would like please….

A gf (hey its happened once before so why not again???)

A dinosaur

A nuclear submarine

A rail gun

An ammo supply for said rail gun

A means of generating power for said rail gun

A yacht

A dragon (toothless obv)

A slightly more stable subconcious

— 1 day ago
#birthday  #*sigh*